Okay, this errors are really getting annoying. The blog will be moved somewhere else! -.-
I haven’t wrote anything on the blog for quite a while now but for the past few days I’ve been thinking a bit about the good ol’ times of WoW machinima. When Return was the »OMG, advanced« and Tales of the Past done completely in-game. That made me wonder; it already seems that we reached the border of pure-machinima. Only step next is hybrid machinima and 3D animations.
So, what might we expect from the pure machinima genre in the near future?
Let’s look at the current state of it:
Machinima now is mostly made comletely with model viewer and map viewer/private servers. Visual and audio aspects reached Hollywood quality (but clearly that’s just in a few projects). So, the only thing there remains is the story aspect. The art of making the PvP fanatics heads hurt… Okay, I’ll stop poking the PvP community. Or else they might beat me p with their massive e-peens *rimshot*. I guess now it’s the time to show how inovative the community can get on the story parts…. Unless they start making THREE-DEE movies (no, not 3D animations. Movies that require 3D glasses).
I guess the one thing they can start researching is using creatures that are not playable races as main characters. Hell, why not make a kids-movie ala. Disney style. With rats, cats and stuff as main characters. Don’t recall any great tries in this field… I guess Oxhorn with Barney the Crab and X-Cross with Kippo did the most out of this perspective of storytelling.
According to some statistics, 40% of the gamer base is female (not WoW only)! So ,where are chick-flicks and romance comedies and anime style episodic stories for the more gentle sex? Okay, I might be talking rubish and all female machinima watchers love gore, epic wars and Over 9k jokes but why are there so many female oriented machinima movies made with the Sims and Second Life. Seriously, I’d love to see a movie talking about a love triangle between an Orc, Undead and a Blood Elf. Only good examples I remeber here are most of Selserene machinima and Stonefalcons Snacky's Journal, Ep. 1
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Horror movies. I’ve seen tries but most of them are more »wtf« than scary. There have been some nice tries in verious halloween machinima contests but I yet have to see a horror machinima that would make me crap my pants.
FU good, long live evil. Just exactly, how many machinima ended up with the evil side winning? Let’s spice things up and kill off the protagoists in the final battle. Let the Scourge destroy the »only hope«, let us make our heroes screw up things and turn evil or corrupt. Cut the revenge/love/fate aspects. Just give me a kick ass antagonist killing off the good guys and then use them as a sword rack.
Porn. Seriously. Night elf threesome? Erh, scratch that. It ain’t PG 13. And we got Whorecraft for that. NO, NO, No! Bad Erunno! We aren’t going trough this again.
That’s only a few examples. People can come up with a lot more interesting stuff. Theres actually genres I haven’t mentioned but are being already produced but I don’t want to ruin the suprise since some are a »secret«.
Then theres the way in which you will present the story to the audience. Will you rely heavily on audio or use just a narrator to tell it, or perhaps you can do it comic style like Max Payne Noir Undercity: Chapter 1 - The darkness inside
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. Theres more ways to transmit your message to the audience, not just the clasic character dialoges.
You can do a silent movie. Explaining the story only visually. Or with emotions or short letters that characters are reading/writing. A example is Racing the Grimtotem
by Oxhorn
by Oxhorn.
Or trough a 3rd persons perspective. A hunters pet… an object, you get the idea. Make the watchers angle of watching more »immersive«.
I already mentioned a comic like style. For those who do not know what that is, it is basically a movie with lot of still pictures flying around. Though this kind of editing can be a real pain since the line between »interesting concept« and »slideshow« is really blur.
Than theres the all knowing narrator. A background voice explaining everything when characters are not talking or don’t have dialogue at all. It’s mostly used in tales or bard songs. Oxhorn (again) has a whole bunch of them.
Of couse the cumminity can just send the pure machinima to hell and start doing hybrid machinima. Most of the WoW machinima communities (who do not read my blog *e-peen extending action*) don’t seem to gasp the diference anyway… I’m looking at you, the regular WoW (Insider) commenter.
Seriously, the next person linking the first paragraph of the wiki article about machinima get’s a plate boot showed up his behind. Blind is not machinima….!